Aww, is the truth throwing a wrench in your hero worship?

This was certainly worth blogging.

If it's slathered in mustard and not overcooked it's fine, but otherwise I'll pass.

Hillary: “I was just bein’ real!”

Right? It's basically a bowl of dairy fat.

It’s such a weird, unnecessarily divisive take/question. Like, fuck you, it's a cookie, you're the weird one for disassembling it.

Can your own wine, like in the pioneer days!

Hot take: Popcorn kinda sucks, and is among the least of all light snack options.

I’ve absolutely never heard anybody talk about this IRL. Considering it’s basically a myth and also racist, it should definitely be taken out of the dictionary, and maybe stop writing articles about it?

That middle pic is nightmarish. Half of that big beautiful countertop is just covered in stuff that could be stored. As somebody with so little counter space, I'm offended 

The evo looks like Corsola to me.

Yeah this was definitely the thing that jumped out to me the most. And apparently Grey Goose isn’t any more expensive there!

Am I blind, or is there not actually a link to Drew's referenced article above?

Yeah wtf is that move even? I’ve done all sorts of jumping plyometrics, but that’s a new one. And yeah it looks pretty rough on the knees.

Update: One place did not have orgeat, one place did but couldn't spare that much bitters. Womp womp.

I just think the yearly obsession with them is bizarre.

Why does the recipe use Lagavulin 8, but the article repeatedly says 16 is one of the only options to get it right?

Good album, great song.

Yeah, rocket surgery this ain't.

The Trinidad Sour intrigues me. Might have to see if I can get one on a slow bar night.