Thank god British Chad went home. He shouldn’t have even stayed last week! Everybody else is likeable enough, so I'm going to enjoy it all that much more now. Definitely rooting for Spooky Helena though.

“Drugs” being bad for you is not a secret (heavy emphasis on scare quotes). But football is a fun team sport for children of all ages where they have helmets and pads and maybe they’ll be so good they’ll make millions of dollars! Show me a high school football program that educates the students and parents on the…

If my experiences are any indication, it’s because the markup on hotel bar drinks is so insane that an above-average number of free drinks given away is nbd.

I assumed it was worded that way to prevent something like lab grown product from animal proteins being called meat.

Is that Nero in a duck costume?

I’ve never heard of “YouTube voice” before, but what I imagined in my head was pretty close to what it sounded like, so kudos.

Seems like one of those things an editor should have caught and asked, “You really wanna keep that in?”

If I had to hazard a guess, the bar was loaded/unloaded unevenly and tipped up.

Unfortunately overshadowed by the fact that most of the songs were done better previously on either Acoustic or Crime (imo).

Yeah I think Kate or Allison would cut a fucker for scamming deep-fridge beers. This is a bad Pang take.

Hurdles are simply obstacles, it’s not a different “style” of running. I think the only place this really applies is the triple jump.

Well this assuages my guilt over only paying 20 minutes of Pre-Sequal.

Evelyn, I'm not coming home tonight...

Yeah if we're just talking hand soap, then dish soap is fine imo.

This just made me want to have Lithuanian borscht again. I’ve only had it once, like 5 years ago, but I remember only good things.

Shoemaker killed it, with great picks in round 1, 2,and 5. Also now I really want to try an Aviation.

*Hit by Popemobile

Try 1554 from Fat Tire.

While my spirit of choice is whiskey, I’ve begun to appreciate vodka/gin in hot weather when I’m not feeling beer.

Maybe Biden should just suck less, then Jezebel would post less about it.