The TF2 punchline is a bit dated. Maybe Overwatch?

Conversationally, of course not. But it does honor the original idea of using baked dough to hold and consume meat and cheese.

It’s like it was written using speech-to-text.

Glad to hear ever single food/TV show/album/book/etc. you like now, you liked from the first taste/episode/listen/page/etc. Not all of us are so lucky.

Hoo boy, if that 3 day rule were true, I’d be dead af by now.

...only if you buy more than you could/would eat in a week?

Okay, but how many beer bottles can you claw?

What does any of this have to do with a gas station?

That’s still extra plastic waste. I guess if it reduces your trips to the grocery store then it probably evens out.

I buy a half a pound once a week, and it’s never gone bad on me. Maybe you’re buying fresher stuff than me, but your average lunch meat should be fine for a week.

This seems like a solution to a problem that did not really exist. You can already buy a custom amount of meat from a deli counter, so this is just more plastic waste if you want more than one sandwich’s worth.

Seriously...

IMO “supermarket beer” is too vague and not always applicable. “Nationally available” (40+ states?) I think would have been a more cohesive descriptor.

Very little.

Yeah those were some egregious fucking takes from people who don’t know anything about the characters.

Ignoring the fact that they're both dead, I feel like "Grandpa walking in on me boning" is pretty low on the list of ways sex can be bad. Hell, I never met the one, so I'd probably just stop, get dressed, and try to get to know him.

Abolish ICE, charge every former officer and higher-up with domestic terrorism.

“AOC Plus 3" is pretty catchy and would be a great line to co-opt, but it flies in the face of the Squad’s supergroup/ensemble status. 

That IG photo halfway through is the dumbest "sandwich” I've ever seen.

Bingo. If the burger cannot be picked up and eaten without creating a huge mess, that's a failure of a burger.