Right. I don’t know what the wages look like on other campaigns, but I'd be pretty surprised if they're higher than those on Bernie's. Talk about that, and how the union is functioning as it should, and they're fine.

I should rewatch all 3 of these movies.

Justice for verde sauce!

I think priest needs a big asterisk. A priest having consensual sex with an adult with no hierarchical power imbalance? Rock on, Padre. Altar boy? Time to kick down the door while dialing 911.

I think Dawson’s $500 is a fine amount to donate to the political campaign of somebody you’re dating. You're already supporting them in other ways, the donation is a bit of a courtesy at that point.

Nice, Minus the Bear namedrop.

There’s no way this will ever get enough stars, and it’s a damn shame.

Does Kevin eat peanuts with some tiny tongs, or does he not believe that germs can move from his fingers to the shell of the peanut that he puts in his mouth?

“If you lived here, you'd be home by now."

Aw, that was a nice story that became a real bummer real quick.

That’s nice, some sack attention warrants a “thank you.”

Well I knew the Windy City Crew was gonna come for my neck if I didn’t make the exception, so I gave em the benefit of the doubt.

Also, is a slow boil different from a simmer?

Embarass-gloat?

The Midwest (outside of Chicago) still a culinary hellscape, news at 11.

Well I’m puzzled as to why you think I’m “siding with the corporation.” I’m not picking sides. Prices should be listed, I’m annoyed when they’re not. But we all have to accept personal responsibility for our actions. TGIF’s did not trick this man, or charge him for more than what he ordered.

That’s not remotely what I said. He didn’t ask what the price of his drinks were, and ordered them anyway. If an extra $5 would have made him order something else, then he was foolish to assume and not ask. This is not a case of "he didn't know any better."

I thought it was a "Mayor" typo, because "Mary" did seem over-the-line.

Of or relating to homophobia.

That’s why you use your words and ask for the price. This guy assumed he knew how much these drinks would cost, and (literally) paid the price for that assumption. Too fucking bad.