The fuck kinda backwards-ass made-up rule is this? It’s courtside seating, she shouldn’t stand up and walk over to talk a person (for like five goddamn seconds) two seats over.

It should be at the end of the meat section, but with a solid barrier between the two. (Store-packaged meat can leak.)

Does anybody know if the Krispy Kreme freebie applies to 3rd party places that sell them? Ie. gas stations/convenience stores.

And naturally TWO articles on Jezebel perpetuate this imaginary slight.

Pitting two women against each other because the rich-but-not-famous one SLIGHTLY leaned over the rich-and-famous one to briefly talk to the latter's rich-and-famous husband. This truly is the content I come to Jezebel for.

How timely.

Isn’t this essentially just tartar sauce without the relish chunks?

This is the best worst content.

Gotta stand up for all the lgbtq frat bros pounding Bud Lite by the 12-pack.

I live near Red Lion and never really considered the fact that it’s a weird name for a town.

I share Kate's cruise skepticism.

I think the alcoholism criticism tweet is a bit of a stretch.

Well, you apparently like “Turn of the Screw,” so I’m afraid there’s no hope for you.

One of the busiest bars (and the one that draws the biggest crowd of people who actually live downtown) near me bans rap from the TouchTunes. It sucks, and it’s almost definitely a race thing because they don’t want to alienate fragile white folks who come because it’s one of the only smoking bars left.

I lost a spelling bee once because the judge asked me to spell “duple,” but very clearly pronounced it "dupple," so I spelled it with two P's. Yes, I'm still a little mad.

I’m suddenly struck with the idea of a radler, but double tall. Like, take your favorite neutral-ish IPA (perhaps Bell’s Two-Hearted?) and mix it with your favorite fruit juice.

No it isn’t.

100% agree. If they only served alcohol and had issues with limited seating going to water drinkers, they’d have a point. But if they can’t turn a profit when they host these pop-ups because it attracts too many non-drinkers, that sounds like a problem with their business model.

Just... don’t go? Or go and tell ‘em you’re broke, because honestly they know you’re an intern and shouldn’t be surprised. Or just say you have plans if you feel like you have to lie to get out of it.

This was equal parts ridiculous and amazing.