As a dude, I’m stealing this taking-it-off method and calling it a life hack.

https://thetakeout.com/woman-sues-buffet-for-1-million-after-developing-frie-1827238973

I guess re-learning things is cool too.

Put as in shotput. YouTube should help if you're unfamiliar with proper putting form and techniques.

Considering Thanos’s superior durability/density, I think it’s at least as likely that Ant-Man expands and is instantly crushed into a heap of mush, and just sort of... leaks out of Thanos.

Found the letter-writer.

Your first point is the first thing I thought of when reading the article. Of course your choices matter.

Sup Izzo.

Dunno about VW, but Post Malone sucks. Full stop.

I think we have different definitions of “polymath.”

They said the meat is a bratwurst, so it's not even a hot dog.

Dunno, but he sure as shit buried the lede on that one.

The fuck, I didn’t even know all those Bond movies were there in the first place!

Doubling down on West Cork (from your general whiskey article) seems like cheating, but *shrug*

Nobody will ever convince me that box springs aren’t a scam. A decent mattress on a bedframe with slats is fine.

With a header pic of raw chicken, this is not the best article you guys have chosen to feature front-and-center.

Obviously, we are Venom.

Crumbled sausage is indeed the best pizza toppings. I’m devastated when I go anywhere and find out they do sliced sausage instead.

At first I thought it was via Twitter, but per the results at the top, that’s obviously not the case.

Sure, but they also ate food.

Considering it’s beer mixed with juice, could he even drink that by his own rules?