These are easily in the top 5 Triscuit flavors.

I immediately recalled the TGIF piece. Most people who read that one probably did the same. That was a masterpiece; this was... fine. No knock again the writing, but the experience doesn’t seem to have been worth the article.

43 is too many. Let's see a tight 10.

The past few weeks made me realize how important it is to pick good questions, not just answer them wittily (and not as well as Drew).

I’m intrigued. I assume the trick is to add and stir before the soup is hot? Otherwise I think you'd end up with egg drop soup... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Any or all of the following: Unclench, shrug, and move on. Stop getting so drunk at fancy steakhouses you forget about the calculator on your phone. Ask somebody to check your math.

Oh, so it’s like John Wick? You could have just said that up front instead of all these coy references.

Yes! I’ve been saying this for months.

So it’s like... atomized?

That tweet has too many lies to count, like it's gotta be a record number of lies in a single tweet.

Right, wouldn’t it be better to make more permanent changes? I realized in the past year that I’m no longer interested in being colossally drunk and/or getting soul-crushing hangovers, so I endeavor to cut myself off earlier when I go out. I haven’t been perfect about it, but the successes are noticeable.

I find not having kids and exercising regularly already provides all these listed benefits. I’m considering cracking open the bottle from a local brewery’s anniversary today.

Yet another person sleeping on Carter V.

This version intrigues me more. Are your spices in addition to the author’s, or is it just the caraway+peppercorn?

Oh, and depending on how flexible you are about your definition of “robot,” Dollhouse features both male and female programmable humans, often used for sexual purposes.

There’s a sexbot in Fallout: New Vegas that is just a generic, non-gendered robot that can service both male and female characters. Does that count?

Fair enough. I suppose it depends on what’s involved beyond the actual binding; if the bf needs to “perform” and it’s a turnoff then yeah, not gonna work.

To me, I don’t get what’s so hard for the bf to be GGG about the whole thing and tie her up once in a while. I get that he’s not into it, but unless it actually pains him to do it, it seems like a pretty simple request to fill.

Shit, I can’t even see ‘em in Firefox with adblock off.

I’m stealing “evil day star.”