Good luck with the new gig! Here's hoping your corporate overlords are better than Univision.

My beard grows sorta curly and very wiry. Beard wax is really the only thing I can use to not have a million flyaways all over my face.

Huh? It's not all that often, but there are definitely some days where I go for a run and it feels amazing.

The primary issue (and I have this gripe with other Kinja sites and even one non Kinja site) is that the headline and the... page name? are different. The page name provides the context, but the headline and post are very vague.

Make coffee, drink coffee. No fancy mug required. You didn't need it/want it bad enough if you forgot about it.

I maintain that there is no cure for the worst hangovers. The ones where you can't do anything but lie on the couch and pray for death.

That guy’s Twitter name is seriously “stool sales guy”!?

Parlance might vary depending on location, but as I know it “a hot minute” = “a while.” Typically longer than "a minute" which is also "a while." Yes it's dumb, but you can't control what slang catches on.

I recall an interview where Cardi said she wanted to have a kid/kids in her 20s (or early in her career, or when she had the money... something or other). I’d say if anything about this relationship was transactional, it was Cardi wanting a baby daddy. Which is fine!

I’m dead over here. Read that and just thought “yoooooo.....”

A few dozen people? Christ on a cracker, that's way too fucking many for the home you described.

Huh, I just assumed it was Chicago based because it started out as an AV Club sub-blog.

There’s a bar near me called Granfalloons, and I never knew it was an actual word.

Oh shit, that's awesome. I love Chris Messina.

I like how they fucked up the entire premise of the article.

It seems weird to cast an Asian woman for a character whose name explicitly identifies her as Latinx. But I’ll just shrug and let the people with a dog in this fight to get mad about it.

This is almost as dumb as all those “Vegas Odds-Maker” articles.

I honestly didn’t mind the unlock rate (I finished getting them all last night). My issue was with the re-challenge system; the respawn time seemed pretty slow, and some characters/stages definitely gave me more trouble than I expected.

“I’m sorry that one of your parents is me.”

Ron Swanson describing her as “the toothy gal from ‘Mystic Pizza’?” will always be one of my favorite ways a celebrity is identified.