Not to ambush you here, but I kept thinking your posting style looked familiar, then I got the name joke. Pang followed up his threat to axe you, huh?

I made bacon and cabbage for dinner last night. The bacon did not come from a vending machine.

So some nutty Christian group gets a principal put on leave over dumb Christmas shit, and the principal is the villain? Fuck that, feel free to reroll for a new take.

This is hilarious. I wonder if he's in any paparazzi pics.

Together, or individually? If the latter, I raise you one Charisma Carpenter.

I guess? I feel like it crosses some imaginary line between snark and “holy shit I do not want to write about this but I have to.”

Fair enough.

“Guy Posting in Wrong Thread” (and wrong Kinja site), is that you?

I guess I don’t see the point of “look at this thing for young people that we don’t get because we’re old and out of touch!” Either cover it (and be mildly snarky) or don’t?

My favorite is when I go to click on a notification and it balloons to 1000+ “blocked ads.”

This!!!! We have a food truck festival every year, but almost every place serves full servings at $7-10. Like, I want to try a bunch of places, not two and be full.

Probably not newsworthy if this were an isolated incident, but with multiple accounts of inappropriate behavior, it is because it reinforces what we've heard.

Congrats on the best, most concise GHWB take!

Thus Chicago's fragile ego is bruised yet again.

Also the cans that have the pull-ring to open.

Don’t ask me for proof, but I'm fairly certain it's been 2018 for the past three years.

That would have been pretty funny, but can you imagine how many people would lose their absolute shit over it? Heaven forbid something happens to an animal in a movie, even if it’s a shapeshifting alien.

I’m just over here like, when has a grape ever treated bad if it looked fine? I get if you want to check if theyre small or old and soft, but you don’t need to eat one to do that.

You're not my supervisor!

Yeah I'm not sure how that question was relevant. It kinda seemed like a dig, but a half-formed one.