I scrolled down to promote Lebanon bologna and you beat me to the punch. It’s so good!

From the top down, string up every last one of these motherfuckers on charges of child endangerment, kidnapping, and human rights abuses.

Snark is a powerful drug.

So he airs personal grievances to any aid in earshot, and then gets pissy over people leaking WH dirty laundry? Seems about right.

Nope, I’m from PA. I learned it from The League.

I believe you mean "out-kicking his coverage." I'm not even a football person, but the implication is pretty obvious.

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Not sure, to be honest. It’s more of a “I know em when I taste em.” Salt, pepper... Paprika? Garlic powder?

At first I was like, “Yeah I could see that.” Then I was like, “Ohhhhh I see what you did there.”

I love carrot cake AND cream cheese frosting, but too much frosting almost ruins the cake. It’s SO rich.

Grilled ham and cheese sandwich is up there, too (croque madame).

Properly-seasoned french fries.

I always joke that you can tell a melon is ripe if you can spin it on your finger like a basketball, and/or hear the ocean when you put your ear up to it.

Ohhh it’s a British Dollar Store. I guessed it an expression for “costing only 1 pound.”

I’m just confused as to why they’re putting LotR 1 up again, when it was just in there a month or two ago, and then they didn’t add 2 or 3.

Yes! This is the correct take on nachos. Restaurant nachos should just be replaced with taco salads.

“Gee, I don’t know what you’ve got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out!”

Imperius Rex!

If it’s a reboot and it’s good, who cares? We get a brand new universe to build on. If it sucks, the original still exists. Unless they ignore the comics (entirely possible), I think a continuation would be difficult.

Whenever I hear anything about this musical, I always think of the Rats parody from Hey Arnold.