Many of them serve food, and sometimes the food is really good. This doesn’t seem complicated.

Filed under: No Shit, Sherlock

I know I made practically the same comment the other week, but uh, NEEDING to drink a beer that’s available in <18 whole states? I love beer. I’ve had amazing beers. But it’s hard not to roll my eyes at stuff like this.

Right. Statistically, yes we are the problem.

This is how I read it, but it still doesn’t really make any sense the way it was portrayed. We didn’t need any more reason to think Wolfgang was justified in killing his father, making it into faux incest just seems unnecessary.

I’ve found my people.

Vegetables are better for you than grilled cheese, news at 11.

This is preposterous. It’s only a matter of time before we get the same shit with much bigger implications: Not selling baby clothes to gay people who adopted? I’m pretty sure you can stretch just about anything and say”the Bible” won’t let you do that.

Pedant warning: cognitive dissonance is the discomfort felt in holding opposing ideas. What we’re seeing here is a lack of cognitive dissonance.

22% of North American bosses can eat my ass. I take my lunch break every goddamn day I can.

Opening your mouth and forming words into a question would be a good place to start.

I’m disappointed to learn there is no Greasy Joe’s in Altoona.

Well look at that, York is in the news for something good. Other than how many brewpubs we have.

Last season was definitely too short (or it spent too much time on storylines that went nowhere), and was probably my least favorite. Granted, this is comparing the show to itself, the highs of which are in the upper echelon of tv for me.

I think Thanos had more mercy than this.

Not saying this makes it better or worse, or that you didn’t already know this, but Nicki been doing the “two sticks in my bun” for years.

Isn’t it hard to stir the booze into the Frosty? They’re pretty thick.

“Available year-round” but only in two states. Well this is a bummer.

*looks up MC Chris*
Okay I can get where you’re coming from. MC Chris’s higher-pitched, nasally sound sorta matches some of Nicki’s lower pitches and sometimes nasally sound.

You (and Dennis) really can’t even mention Nicki with bringing up this “feud” with Cardi. Whether or not they’re having a thing, constantly bringing it up is the exact bullshit that fuels it and the whole “crabs in a bucket” mentality about female rap. But anything for another click on an old article, right?