His comment having 0 stars makes me happy.

What? Nooooo. Potatoes go with eggs in a scramble because they can soak up some yolk, not because they’re crunchy.

I love spicy food, but my tolerance isn’t that great. I’m with ya on Frank’s, etc (I usually go with Texas Pete): hot sauce should enhance food, not drown it or torture you.

Soup out of the glass measuring cups is great because it comes with a handle, so you’re not deftly holding a hot bowl with your finger tips.

Huh, I’ve apparently been re-greyed.

Wonder what the mayor had to say about the homophobic signage...

Definitely a contender for best joke of that season.

How hard is it to just make your own goddamn breakfast? Especially if you have special dietary needs. But also for everybody else. Wake up 15 minutes earlier and fast-scramble some eggs if you can’t do cereal.

#4 takes 15 times as long as #1 for 1 more point in spreadability. How is this superior?

I thought Clementine was part of Delores’s army. Did I miss something between that and her dragging Bernard that revealed Ford’s controlling her?

I would have preferred “The NRA can eat my ass,” but otherwise, yes. I want an unequivocal stance against the NRA.

Then they’ll just start fucking their guns, and we’ll end up with a swarm of inbred human/gun hybrid babies.

Eh, I’ll stick with whatever’s on sale, or Tullamore Dew if I’m feeling like treating myself.

And really, even if you are chewing, civilized humans have learned the art of tucking food into the back of cheek to answer a question.

Got ‘em!

She should take more, and give fewer.

It’s just an atypical article for The Root.

Those implications aside, this is a strange article to run on The Root.

Spider-GOOP!

Aye, but you’ll notice Suckabee daren’t say the dreaded “F”-word.