Makes me think of poppy seed roll, which is delicious.

Kimmy Schmidt character.

This comment is impressive in that I can’t tell how you feel about what you said.

They cut this for the others they aired? I watched most of them, and this was easily funnier.

Hey I didn’t ungrey the guy. And I don’t know who everybody is, I’m not gonna investigate every Tom, Dick and Harry with a lukewarm take just because they MIGHT be trolling. Especially on mobile.

Uh, no. Just no.

I believe Anne mentioned it, but these kids already have tremendous advantage in being rich and white. If the parents think lil Chet NEEDS to go to the most well-funded schools in order to succeed, while kids in poorer neighborhoods continue to be subject to a broken system, then these parents either have no faith in…

I think there’s a fine line between wanting the best for yourself and yours, and a “fuck you, I got mine” attitude. IMO it boils down to empathy.

I’m convinced Alex only still has a job because his shitty takes bring in a lot of clicks.

DelaWario.

I don’t wanna be that guy like “Ugh, EVERYBODY knew that graham cracker thing,” but I feel like it’s a bit well-worn for the subject of a 2018 internet video.

I’m glad you mentioned cachaça, so I can inform the public that it smells so bad it’s nigh-undrinkable.

I disagree, unless this is a very clever Revenge of the Sith reference.

It really seems like a gimmick account, but at the same time, I’m sure there are people this dense out there.

Hot take: Neither are very funny.

Who the fuck keeps ungreying you?

I agree, but there’s technically nothing stopping Thanos from altering the laws of nature.

Having just recently read IG, I disagree. There was a bit of a learning curve when Thanos first used the gauntlet in battle, he couldn’t quite use his omnipotence very effectively (then he did, then he turned it off for fun, etc.).

I’d prefer that neither run, but I would likely support Oprah barring any more qualified candidate that isn’t an old white person. Nixon is actually running (I feel like referring to her as Nixon is gonna get weird), and thus far appears to be committed to putting black women in a position of influence, so I’m gonna…

Ooh, same. Ever Grain Joose Juicy, it was delicious.