I have a couple of these and like them, but I’m consistently annoyed that I can’t fit all four fingers comfortably in the handle. I guess that’s what I get for buying them online.

I’ve taken to drinking a fair amount of beer at room temperature. Typically darker stuff, but if I want a beer and didn’t remember to restock the fridge, anything goes.

That was savage. That room with their sparse, uncomfortable laughter did not deserve material as good as this.

Disagree. The correct answer is Thor.

Fun fact from a York native: where this golf course is located is within Dover School District, which you may recognize from when it made national headlines for teaching creationism.

Tl;dr: It is difficult, and I am complaining about it proudly in standard NYC fashion.

Cap’n Jazz is frequently a victim of being skipped while I have the shuffle on while driving, but the Take On Me cover always gets played.

Right, call me back when he pardons some living black people.

Kudos for mixing it up in the comments, btw.

A meal in a bag is different from juice in a bag that “requires” a special juicer to extract.

Is there really a point to this if you don’t have a person-to-person or brand-by-brand analysis, or do it in a video like the old days?

I’ll eat cottage cheese, but I’m probably not gonna go out and buy it. Also, hot take, free of charge: These Point/Counterpoint articles are increasing in frequency to the point of being lazy substitutes for other articles.

It’s like if people started saying, “You can absolutely make an omelette without breaking any eggs.”

*scrolls back up to header photo*

Yes.

One, “veni-vidi-vici triple-fat goose macchiato latte” this is amazing. And two, I don’t believe anybody can actually fit into H&M pants.

If she says anything bad about smoked kielbasa (the king of sausages) I don’t know how I’ll live with myself.

She really enjoys a banger in the mouth.

Comment/username dissonance.

Axe Body Spray and mayo.