I’m pretty surprised (though I guess I shouldn’t be [see also: racism, sexism, respectability politics]) that commenters across the Gizmodoverse are just really mad that writers have the AUDACITY to write about somebody who is super hot right now.

Just because I’ve never experienced something doesn’t mean I don’t understand it. I get the premise of loyalty to a barber who knows how to cut your hair right. Do I get every joke in every episode? No, but I often come away with a better understanding of black culture than when I started.

I’ve seen it here, but Nicki actually makes the same observation in a song.

If you have a better way to do a Hulk Hogan impression, I’m all ears.

I can tell you that after hearing it three times before reading this article, that it didn’t to me, but that’s the first thing I thought of when reading it.

Fun fact: Amendments can be changed by other amendments.

Alas, I have but one star to give for “Lazy Marmalade.”

I can’t muster any strong feelings about this. We get it, everything is filthy.

Ham and lentil soup.

Does a couple hit singles crown somebody queen? I mostly like Cardi, but I don’t think being the hot new thing necessarily dethrones Nicki.

The music usually sucks anyway (around here at least) so that’s not an issue for me.

Does Mick Hourigan not know he can close his bar on whatever day he pleases, or is this some weird Irish law that bars must be open unless the law forbids it?

I HATE live music in bars because it’s always too loud and I’m usually there talking to friends.

Ice/cold baths can be okay if you have little footies for your toes and someone to commiserate with.

Why would a Blu-ray include stuff about massive production difficulties? The entire premise of this article baffles me.

I haven’t made Scotch eggs in forever. The thought occurred to me the other day, then I lost it. Now it’s back, thanks!

If you bothered to read any number of comments in this article, or in any article about IPAs, you would know.

I hate that this exists.

That’s gross. Take your star and get out.

It just seems like an unnecessary way to see “fruits and vegetables” if that’s the case. Nobody’s talking about trying to eat more grains, which are plants.