I’m tempted to write in just the dumbest possible questions just to see if they’re published. “Can I ask for more napkins?” “Is it rude to slap my waitress’s ass and call her ‘hot stuff’?”

As I’ve mentioned before, I don’t much care for the texture of nitro beers. I’ll drink Guinness on tap.if I need something with low abv that isn’t lite junk or yuengling (I try not to support them beyond the occasional seasonal or black and tan), but I prefer it in bottles of it’s available.

I can’t tell if it means meat substitutes, or just anything involving “plants.”

“Filed to: OH NO NOT THE CLAVICLES”

“You should drink pickle juice cuz I don’t like Gatorade.” Okay, weirdo.

Manimal died on the way back to his home planet.

“Clarissa Explains How Christians Are Apparently Persecuted in America”

Wiseau’s Joker even worse, or TDK even worse? If the latter, that’s a real hot take. I guess shitting on DC properties is now retroactively effective.

I don’t know this reference, but I’m certain I understand it.

It’s not pretty, but it helped.

Yup. I had to make a family tree on a post-it at work to figure it all out. It’s all very weird and embarrassing and hilarious, but I’m not sure I’d consider it even quasi-incestuous. But I’m pedantic like that.

Because I don’t think it’s right. Unless I missed something or the article left something out, Parrot is not Heimbach’s kids’ uncle. He is their... Ex step grandfather?

Because of the line break, I read “Between my freshman year and graduation approximately 87% of my classmates were killed” and thought, “did you go to Sunnydale?”

My choice of words was poor. I meant to inquire into any liberally biased education, not biased education in a liberal area.

Right, but that’s not what you said.

Is white wine undrinkable at room temperature? Because I used to do the freezer thing with beer, til I realized it’s fine at room temperature.

For suggesting the average protester has the same power the Kochs do. It wasn’t a remotely reasonable comparison.

Agreed on the second paragraph, but I’m gonna need some more info on these liberally biased schools and how they’re even remotely as bad as conservative ones.

Then you win today’s prize for Most Worthless Observation.

I have questions I’m sure you don’t have answers to: