I tried Perrier once and hated it. I’ll stick with the tap.

“Why did our waiter ask us a perfectly normal question?”

In the eyes of White America, (white) victims of school shootings are just that, victims, and those other people are criminals and poors.

As much as Tillerson sucks for gutting the State Department and being about as useful as a box of rocks, I’ve been reading about Pompeo and I can almost guarantee that we’ve traded down.

Some frogs can get you high, does that count?

5 kids never being such until they were teenagers sounds, uh, let’s go with miraculous.

Sadly, a significant portion did.

I guess he googled “subpoena” yesterday.

Where did you get that pic of Kellyanne Conway asleep on the job?

Was this prompted by the latinx article on Splinter? Because that article was dumb.

I dunno if it’s just “Kinja things” or what, but this article is not hitting The Root’s frontpage (at least on mobile). Had the same issue with the Southerner article. Just a heads-up.

*Shouldn’t

Ah, the seed catalogues. My parent’s dining room table covered in them is a sure sign spring is coming.

I believe the wizard still exists.

When it clearly physically pains them to report positively about anything that isn’t a critical darling, snark is an easy well to go to.

Having never used Twitter and possessing only a cursory understanding of how it works, what makes a tweet part of Black Twitter? Is it just the use of black-centric hashtags?

Virtue signalling would be her saying that her character has never used assault rifles (in this hypothetical this is true), which accomplishes nothing aside from publicly boosting her gun control cred. Whether no longer using them was her decision or not, it is an attempt at a solution.

McLASTer.

Oh, now it’s time? That’s great, now we can have a productive gun control conversation. It’s a shame no reasonable person thought this 10, or even 20 years ago. No sirree, NOW is the time.

It’s a shame DC seems to have... Infinite Crises.