As a 45 year old, I am here to tell you that this is much easier said than done. Nearly all of my really close lifelong type friends are people I met before I was about 25. Don’t get me wrong, I have a ton of friends like this and stay in close touch with nearly all of them despite the fact that we live all around the…

I have this particular magic trick. It involves a single strand of silk ( in the case of the ball two, one top and one bottom) stuck to the ball quickly with a beeswax type substance. I used it for office presentations. The LV magic shops all have it.

This is all good advice, but I’m still going to keep avoiding eye contact with that masturbating guy on the bus.

more like bad libs, amirite

Cheater, Cheater, Woman Beater

The next time the O’s clinch Adam Jones grandson will pie his memorial headstone.

You deserve every joke made about you.

I would not want that much gatorade splashed on me at all. Water? Sure, I just won us a ballgame, dump a water cooler on me for all I care. But gatorade? Fuck that shit. I one time poured gatorade on my head to cool off during a pee wee soccer game and bees followed me around for the rest of the game. I would never…

Elvis Andrus is so sneaky. Adrian Beltre’s head is in big trouble.

I haven’t built a traditional hot rod, but I have been working on restorations and customs for a while. So my input is 135% valid.

That is a sexy beast.

Jesus Built My Hot Rod

my experience went as follows

Never built one from the ground up but finished many a work in progress. These are all since 2013. Don't ever listen when someone says that it's always cheaper to drive an old car. It's simply not. However it is worth every dime when you hear that v8 fire up.

Yeah. Graphic designers are pieces of shit. I’m an admin now, but I used to do desktop support back in the day (still do some now) and they are the biggest complainers out there. For one, they HAVE to have a Mac. I swear to God that if I gave a designer a choice between a PowerBook G3 and a Surface pro 3, they would…

It would have been helpful if you clarified whether you mean a hot rod in the traditional post-war v8 on a pre-war chassis sense, or any significantly tuned car.

Graphic designer here, we have enough work to not needing to justify our salaries. Also who are the graphic designers behind this logo? Hmmmmmmmm? I didn’t see any credits. And that’s how we like it. Yeah they might collect an AIGA award later on, but for the rest of the world we do not exist.

I DARE you to become a graphic designer. I F***KING DARE YOU.

They need to bring in that master penman to kick some asses.