greatestamericanbeardo
GreatestAmericanBeardo
greatestamericanbeardo

Chris Stapleton, Sturgill Simpson, Jamey Johnson, Blackberry Smoke, Shooter Jennings, Whisky Myers, Turnpike Troubadours, Jason Isbell (and DBT) The Cadillac Three are all good country types. FVCK Sam Hunt and Aaron Lewis!!! I’d rather eat the ass end on a menstruating skunk then listen to any of those douche bags

PONTIAC is making its comeback!

the dashcam is saying what I would have said “AAAAAAAA”

so... what you’re saying is I should drink during the DAY? I like the idea, but my boss may frown upon it. and work is the reason I drink

i have kids, this is the Snead i know. but i have to read it “SNEEEEAD!!!!”

beer ads? so fvcking what!! I have a tough time watching games with my kids at home, with all the boner pill ads!

Ha! Good one. But no, I get my own beers. If I can't get up and get my own, I have no business drinking any more. Also, my kids are worth more to me then that.

UGH!! does EVERYONE have one of these Selfie sticks now??

UGH!! does EVERYONE have one of these Selfie sticks now??

Question: does this “Judge” and the rest of the court collect a check from MY tax dollars?

you CAN ride down the highway in comfort... just do it on a Goldwing

thats why I switched to Print Production. you get to be creative on your terms. (and I still get in on the pot smoking with the creatives ;))

wait, thats not one of the Hanson boys? is the Mmmm Bop still a thing? its should be, its got that sick beat

I was in Spearmint Rhino ONCE! The lights would flash over the lower floor crowd of “people” so briefly it was like one huge undulating sea of flesh and desperation.

Mmmmmm Nick Fury Gum!

Now playing

i picked up a GMC step-side back in ‘92 (first brand new car/truck) after i saw this ol’ dick riding around in the Bowtie’d Z71 version

i was to play for the ASS team!!!!!

This put a rise in my parachute pants.

ppppsssssssstt... thats a Jeep

OCTOBER 17th?!?!?!! DAMNIT!!!! That’s the same day as my Werewolf Bar Mitzvah!!

Justin Bieber got another bad haircut???