greatestamericanbeardo
GreatestAmericanBeardo
greatestamericanbeardo

he should be giving people free Camaros for eating Pappa John’s “pizza”

And you were a fool for leaving these behind (but thank you) i’ve since turned them up to 11 and ripped the knob off. “Reign In Blood” radio all. day. long. ...take that woman who dresses like a 14year old!

I’m just here to comment, I didn’t READ the article. just want to say “a-huh. a-huh. a-huh. ok. I don’t know why she’d say that either?? ... yep. no, no. you’re 100% correct!” ***and scene***

this looks like a zombie rider from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5. I bet he’s still more open minded then Rivers

can you see the game projected on the outside of the stadium?

WHAT??? you mean punching and kicking guys in the face doesn’t give you a boner? how about choking them out while laying on top of their almost naked bodies? no? huh, guess its just me then.

and the one mounted to the dash in the Fvckin-A. and the dance goes like this: “Oh Shit! look out! Fvckin-A! are you crazy? holy shit thats fun!”

Brad Paisley?

i cant believe a associate myself with a team led by this FVCKING face

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Bruce Wayne????????? Who’s that???? Sounds like a cool guy!!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, yup, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, yup, YEAH, YEAH,

as fvcked up as a soup sandwich

oh poor you. looks like you didn’t get the trophy you thought you’d get for participating.

Gino said Pat’s made a better Cheese Steak. oh wait, wrong horrible team in green.

try some car wax. (with carnauba) a couple good coats after a good cleaning does wonders! the goop wipes RIGHT up!

because you have small children.

i would buy this watch in a SECOND! see what i did there...

i haven’t gotten any further down the list yet, but DUMB bar overall should be #1

this better make it to the list of best looping gifs this year

but NO ONE will tell dad how their god damn day was... he says it over and over!!