is this just more grandstanding bullshit?

Are you one of those white people who tries to mock internet comments with sarcastic outrage? Nah, probably just a troll.

These ladies should totally respond by posing with the “one-finger” salute instead. Something we can all agree is a non-partisan, apolitical gesture.

Are the bananas raw and unpasteurized? If a considerable portion of her diet is smoothies or blended stuff I could see maybe 3-4 bananas per “meal”. Which means that she consumes like 13 banana-infusions a day.

Yeah, if I was involved in the prosecution on this that’s EXACTLY what I would be thinking. How far removed from academia or any kind of privileged success could I make this guy? It would honestly keep me up at night.

Am I the only one who thinks that the ages of the those involved are FAR LESS important than the nature of the crime itself? Like who cares that this guy is old enough to chug jagerbombs or whatever, the crucial part is the coercion of the act...right?

Speechless. Just...wow. Putting aside the fact that our justice system is incredibly unfair when it comes to doling out equal punishment to everyone regardless of race and socioeconomic status, “teenage sex play”, “malheur”, “this suffering is your condemnation/consecration”?! Besides being incredibly pretentious it’s…

Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

There is a worry that the judges don’t fully grasp what they are being asked to authorize? The average age of a sitting judge is 40-50 years old.

Let’s just be honest. These kinds of laws are being designed to specifically target people. Not just transgender people or even people of “questionable-adherence” to gender norms. These kinds of laws are put into place to make those who are more than a percentage away from standard normalcy WANT TO MOVE AWAY. And…

I’d pay money to see that. I’d pay extra if instead of busting out a birth certificate, the dude just dropped trou and the cop just got an eyeful of junk. I don’t need to see the junk, I just need to see the cop’s face when presented w/ the junk and the “Your move, chief” moment.

Another option is to just start calling the police all the fucking time with “sightings” of slightly mannish women or slightly effete men using public rest areas. Have that shit on speed dial- if enough people keep calling and dragging them hither and yon to respond, they may eventually cry uncle purely from a…

If there’s a version of Spider-Man who’s NOT quippy, I don’t wanna know about it.

There are actually people complaining about Spider-Man being quippy, and I’m not sure I want to live in this world anymore.

Quit lying. He has said he thinks superdelegates should flip to go along with the voters in states he won. Doesn’t matter how many times you and Rachel Maddow and Chris Hayes try to twist it. Watch it again.

Can’t blame him. I can’t even imagine how exhausting this whole process must be.

I almost think it’s hilarious the lengths the media will go to to not-so-subtly paint my friend Bernie Sanders as a loser, at every turn, emphasis ‘almost.’

I just have to say - and I’ve been feeling this way for a while now, Jezebel’s election coverage this season has been really shitty. It’s not even the transparent and clear backing of a corporate neocon that gets me - yes go ahead call me a crazy Bernie supporter who can’t handle criticisms of him, but the fact that…

That's great and all but why do you think anyone (especially the author) needed to know, or even cares really, about your unwillingness to empathize or understand? Not every thought or feeling you have is important enough that you have to express it, especially when it only serves to compound someone else's trauma. I…

But you have plenty of desire to comment about your lack of desire to sympathize or understand someone whose experiences were not yours. Got it. Thanks for stopping by.