...meanwhile, deep in the Vatican archives...

I mean…I’d be into that. 

Looks pretty good, but I still prefer the original:

I always assumed Jamie’s bi realization comes in season 3

I really really really loved the moment between Ted, Rebecca , and her mother at the end. Ted using something he had just learned in therapy and reminding Rebecca of a happy memory of her father.

At this point Jamie confessing his love for Roy would have felt less out of nowhere than the Keeley stuff.

Okay, I would have been completely down for Pratt if they had also cast Nick Offerman as Bowser in full Ron Swanson/gruff dad mode. That’s how the internet loves him to begin with, tell me it wouldn’t work. Then cast Amy Poehler as Princess Peach, go full reunion, & boom. I mean, you already have Jean-Ralphio as Sonic.

The AV Club is the most self-righteously woke pop culture website out there, and that’s certainly saying something. I love Norm and I’m shocked that the regular cast of joyless scolds here have eulogized him to this extent, considering he was no Amber Ruffin or John Oliver.

This Don Ohlmeyer seems like a real jerk. 

So a bartender is opening up at like 4PM, so the whole place is dead, and a guy walks in. He’s got a suit that could feed a family of four for a decade, and it’s on a body that would put Michael Phelps to shame, and he’s also got a red balloon for a head.

The twist in that story is so great. “When we were children Loki transformed himself into a snake, and he knows I love snakes, so I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, AAH, it’s me! then he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time.”

There’s so many things in Ragnarok that get me every time.

“I thought Christmas comes once a year."

“You met me at a very strange time in my life”

Also, they should just have Patrick Warburton do it.

Hulu isn’t really known for making a physical impact on the real world, since it’s a streaming service that just pumps out content into the atmosphere where your internet devices can suck it all up and put it on screens.

If the winner of Jeopardy gets a free crack at Dr. Oz I would start watching obsessively

Dr. Oz should be punched in the face on live television every day.

I actually thought this was a good return to form for the Handmaid’s Tale. Everything on the farm felt natural and real, even if it was a little weird that June didn’t let the guy say one word in his defense (you know, USA values and crap like a trial) just to be sure that “Mrs. Keyes” wasn’t just picking some rando…