But what if he shows up without a goatee this time?

WAITING FOR GORO IS A FLAWLESS VICTORY OF A LINE

The first time I played Clock Tower, a friend of mine had hacked my PSP and put a bunch of SNES games on it. I had no clue what it was and booted it up, but somehow I managed to completely bypass the introduction without actually selecting the “quick start” option, placing me in the middle of a hallway with no idea…

I: Phantom Thread

which briefly made us wonder if we were being too nitpicky.

Woman on the right: Wow! He’s really tall.

I mean, yeah

For some reason this rattles me far less than it used to way back when I first heard “murse” and “mandals”.  I mean I suppose a man carrying a purse was seen as not typical, but surely a man wearing sandals doesn’t need to call them something different? 

OK, Greased Scots.

You seem mangry.

[Holt voice] We’re expected to believe that the entire unit would be transferred to the 69th precinct? I refuse to countenance such a preposterous contrivance.

Fuck Dr. Phil

He’s brutal to his female characters.  It’s always amazed me that more people didn’t see that.

Cordelia was a great character because we slowly saw her go from being a foil to a heroine, but without losing all the qualities that made her who she was. I give Charisma a lot of the credit, especially on Angel. She and Wesley were the main reasons I stuck with the show as long as I managed.

She just gets better and better in Angel, and then her whole character arc  gets trashed.

I’ll sum up this movie with a single gif:

The Joker has a full bowel movement on-camera. One take, no cuts. Brave filmmaking.

Don’t be silly! It’s ZackSnyder! — far as he’s concerned, Superman should be a sociopathic remorseless killer.

A fan-made Bob’s Burgers / Archer crossover from the other direction:

“It’s a semi-comedic take on the Death Wish/TakenEqualizer ‘older guy kicks ass’ formula.”