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Francine Smith is one of the best sitcom characters ever put to screen, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees like Francine used to when she was in that underground fighting ring, gloating over dead Becky. 

“Man requests katana-based ‘trial by combat’ summary judgment to settle dispute with for ex-wife and her attorney, who will also get restraining orders

Except that some people(aka idiots) will choose to just do alt therapy instead of seeking actual treatment for serious issue and die. Even worse is when these people apply this dangerous “knowledge” to their kids and end up hurting them

It’s actually Episode IV: A New Pope

I decided to keep Dr. Eggman completely bald.

Mount and Trek

Adding this here to make this easier to see because it is very good. 

“...a slurry of bickering and memes, as is the house style, and which will likely regurgitate up some tepid clips on Saturday morning (...) crack[ing] the appearance of a joke.”

As a life long Rush fan, this is going to be crippling, and will take a while to process. But to tell a little story, I owe my dad’s life to Neil Peart. When my mom decided she was done with chemo and was ready to go, my father confided in me that he would likely kill himself when she was gone.  Both of us are

Sometimes the YouTube comments bless us with a gem:

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The specific commercial you embedded didn’t read that way to me really. The new Oreo commercial on the other hand. 7-11 dude is totally gonna bang that elf.

Spending the months leading up to Joker’s release anticipating how bad it will be and then putting it on the worst of the year list for not living down to your expectations is pretty much Peak 2019 AV Club.

The giant at the top of that magic beanstalk. 

Can’t wait for Chuck Tingle’s latest bestseller, “I Was Pounded in the Butt by the Sun"

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

I like how the Republican’s latest excuse is that the aid went through and the investigation didn’t happen, which I am calling the “Side Show Bob Defense.”

Realized the tastes of this list and mine were very different when I saw Grey’s Anatomy above Broadchurch.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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I would be curious too. I found the below video where he discusses some R. Kelly goons threatening him shortly after the skit, and he makes some allusion to not knowing R Kelly but wanting to keep him accountable without ruining his career.

I have a couple thoughts.

First, I think there are legal ramifications related