He’s a fashion designer who can’t find love until he learns to first love himself. His catchphrase is “You wanna know where I got these scarves?”

“The demands of action and comedy, however, are apparently much too great a weight for this action-comedy to Lyft.”

Yep, this guy was my choice by a mile. He’s so entirely open and unapologetic about his actions. We should all aspire to be this guy.

aw man, you need the seamless guy on here:

The Chuck Bronson kid:

“Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know.  Frankly, we don’t want to know.”

“which is becoming more popular”

This was due in no small part to Judge Vincent Gaughan’s own approach to the case. In addition to sealing most of the records during that period, Judge Gaughan also ruled that only evidence directly related to the videotape could be presented in court. In other words, the four civil lawsuits filed against R. Kelly,…

I’d love to see a Luis recap of all the MCU movies as an intro to Endgame.

Tommy Wiseau can’t be that busy.

How many shows are there with a schlubby unattractive wife and a gorgeous guy?

It sounds like you're feeling fat and sassy.

I know ho-ho-Apple-released-some-shit-and-don’t-like-the-swears checks the snark box, but you overlooked the fucking adorable hot mic exchange between Tim Cook and Lana Del Ray during the applause after her performance.

Cool, but I’m still going to be done with Kanye. There are plenty of people who make good songs and don’t flirt with fascists.

Oh, the irony.

I’m shocked that the racist old white lady doesn’t think racism is bad.

A deadly game of cat and also cat.

it’s like Lou Gehrig getting Lou Gehrig’s Disease.

Let’s speculate on the cause of death!