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Greased Scotsman
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Seriously, it's kind of nuts that people go straight to killing the baby. The most drastic thing you would have to do is just take baby Hitler away from Germany, problem solved.

What the hell? He seems to think at least half of all politicians are secretly gay. One tweet was just "I like boobies." Are we sure he isn't actually a middle schooler with a fake ID?

Yeah, that was a nice way of showing that this was not going to be a romantic story where the good guys always win eventually based on their virtue. It does make it harder to get invested sometimes, though. At least Tyrion and Dany are still alive.

Game of Thrones is an interesting case along those lines; I'm sort of surprised that it's as popular as it is considering how much it fucks with characters we like. But that mercilessness seems to be a huge part of what makes it compelling. Part of this is that I can't look away, because there are still some surviving

That's not when he died.

That affected me more than just about anything on a show full of heartbreaking moments. All while I was watching the show (I started after the first season aired), I planned to rewatch it at some point. But after that especially, the show got pushed into "too hard to watch again" territory for me. I think a big part

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God's Not Dead 3: Not Dead with a Vengeance

Review's opening is great, but damn the creators for putting in that zoomed in horrifying look at Forrest's frostbitten foot. I try to remember to look away for that part, but I often forget.

Does this really even count as a gimmick? @Simpsons_Quote_Generator:disqus is barely distinguishable from a regular commenter.

I always have coffee when I watch radar! You know that! Everyone knows that!

God's Not Dead 3: A Good Day to Not Dead

For a long time, I just had a vague memory of that scene and being freaked the fuck out by it as a kid, with no idea of what the context was. From what I remembered, it seemed too insane to actually be part of a kid's movie. It was a relief when I finally found out what movie that was from, that it was a real thing

That escalated quickly!

His melee kills reminded me of me trying to play Halo multiplayer. I kept wishing for a sword-only fight, where I might be less terrible.

Blade Runner 2: The Runnening

Panic 5 Bravo…[s]trap[s] [you] onto a gurney and insert[s] a lit match into the tip of [your] penis[!]

"Friend request…denied."

Be careful with ocelots, they're crepuscular!