greased-scotsman
Greased Scotsman
greased-scotsman

He didn't say it was Satan, just that it was a shiny demon. Is Satan shiny? Doesn't seem like his style.

…only to be replaced by Dumb Dumb Starbucks.

IT'S A BEAR DANCE!

2 ZMF 1:4
And the lord sayeth, JACK BAUER FUCKING OWNS

You have a major plot spoiler in there. You should add a spoiler warning.

"This hat greatly improved my confidence. With that new found confidence, I am now a boat captain, as well as a master of the martial art known as Tae Kwon Do. I have also learned the art of seduction. This hat makes you a man."

Seriously, mods, does a user downvoting like 1000 times in a day not raise a red flag?

"In Harvard, an American waiter and a Chinese-American Nazi face immigration, mathematics and class"

"In a rural setting, an American Indian police chief and a Native American houseguest cope with premarital sex, trust and infidelity."

In 1950s Washington, D.C., political corruption, corruption and organized crime echo for a minister

They're saving that for the spin-off-spin-off, Huell's Blues Clues, where Huell becomes a P.I. and investigates a series of murders of blues musicians.

Wave o' babies!

Man of Steel: Knight Rider

Man of Steel: Master of Karate and Friendship

That's a nice false dichotomy you got there.

Lord, I know I shouldn't eat thee…

That reminds me of Scream, where Drew Barrymore is featured prominently on the cover of the DVD, and [SLIGHT SPOILER] dies in the first scene. I watched it with a friend who had seen it before. Before we started it, he said, "I hope you like Drew Barrymore!"

After reading the sub-thread above, at first I thought you were talking about Little House on the Prairie. I like the idea of that series inexplicably relocating the little house to modern L.A.