If the numbers don’t match the demographics, it’s because there already is a quota system in place.

The welcome mat outside of Dr Luke’s and of R Kelly’s apartment sure is obvious.

Ah yes, Swift would have solved EVERYTHING

Nice of this guy to mansplain the music industry to all the little ladies who might be thinking about recording some songs.

People thought the Stork here was brain damaged!

So what t’hell yuh s’posta do, ya mo-ron?

Doug Kenney played Stork in Animal House

There was a time that the Alamo Drafthouse was doing a Roadshow, and taking movies to the locations that they were filmed and screening them. I lived in Iowa at the time and they screened The Field of Dreams at the Field of Dreams.

Kevin Costner was actually there, playing with his band before the film, which at the…

If You build it, some asshole will come and ruin it.

Tell Ty Cobb to sharpen his spikes. It’s time to let that son of a bitch play.

Yeah, they need to cover Speechless.

Dylan asking if she could cross first was just perfect delivery for that

Well, we can always hijack the comments for a Speechless discussion. Loved the principal finally growing a backbone and stressing that she wants JJ to be prepared. Dylan’s initial disgust with her teammate’s show of moral support was hilarious. I imagine Maya hears the Kill Bill music in her head pretty much all of…

Or at least say something when they cancel a show’s coverage.

My weekly request for you to stop covering this trash show and start covering Speechless. Thanks.

I was a bit taken aback by the reveal that JJ is not on pace to graduate -- as if that ultimate helicopter Mom would ever be taken by surprise by something that happens to JJ, especially something that huge. This is the danger of having a show succeed when central characters approach college age. There is no…

Ray and Dylan switching roles mildly reminded me of what they did in the Halloween episode. I loved the bit with the eggs because it felt consistent and honest. Under all that “cool” bravado, Ray is still in there, and still can’t throw worth a damn, lol.

Maya just realized other parents love their kids as much she does!

“That’s the thing about family..(insert week’s lesson).” I think I’m just spoiled by how great The Middle is with character growth.

They tiptoe up to it by having Erica realize she is her Dad, but that never really goes anywhere. Still, it’s way funnier than Modern Family