Like, “Browns lose after kicker steps on own testicles” or “Draymond Green screams at orphan,” it only FEELS like you’ve seen this headline before.  

Plus the 7,214-point u-turns would get quite annoying over time.

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

I understand the point and see it in internet comments fairly often. That doesn’t change the fact that it is insulting to compare human beings to animals or the love a parent has for their child to that of an owner and dog. I also get that children don’t belong in certain adult settings.

Here’s a list of all 90+-yard rushes this century.

Tempered, specialized public-transit glass, removed and installed by Union labor? $2000 is a bargain.

Unpopular opinion incoming:

Period!

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

I often will adjust my side mirror so that the light goes right back at the driver of the truck.

Actually, I think it’s “what ... the fictional fuck” but yeah.

And it is probably venomous.

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

But was it Lewis? Or was it Will Smith?

All places have those things.

If you die while rubbing one out, do they blame your erection on rigor mortis?

Holy shit, how am I just now learning this occurred?

The most embarrassing death humanly possible has already happened and I don’t know how anyone could possibly beat it.

Good greif, that angle is the most shocking. It appears there was a person basically right at the impact point in that 2-story temp building, whom didnt even flinch before the car hit.  Might not have been a person but it sure looked like it.

Another poster shared this vid.