Let me help you with that.

but doesn’t that just prove that people are dumb?

LeBron passed Wilt at #5 on the all-time scoring list, which is cool until you realize Wilt has him beat 20,000 to high school sweetheart.

Dude, TVR is just happy that it’s alive, and this car is a clear reflection of that.

The noise is imaginary? Like the idea of another TVR comeback?

Just gives me an excuse for 3 more minutes in the glorious hot shower. Yet to get electrocuted (an electric toothbrush must be waterproof, right?).

His backup played to exactly his level, and you think the reason no one will now give him $15 million per year is collusion?

LOLLL I actually think about this way too often! Ever since I saw the first F&F I have wondered what Dom meant. Almost every time I drive a manual spiritedly I think to myself “am I granny shifting?”

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

Yeah he totally signed up for money, power and greed. There was even a check box on the forms he filled out when he signed up that specifically said “You are doing this for the corporate overlords.”

You obviously have no member of your family in the armed services. I do, as well as a few friends, and they do not joint…

Here are two policies that you should follow.

It is embarrassing to read the comments of this page and see the vitriolic tone imbued into every mention of the republican party. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. There are pieces of shit on every side of the political landscape. Elizabeth Warren used her 1.6 percent Native ancestry to get not one but two different jobs.…

When pigs fly.

See, I assumed it was going to end in some sort of ironic tragedy like “I cut off my pinky finger slicing her duck a l’orange and she left me because she ‘couldn’t be with half a man.’”

My family’s tolerance for spicy food is a fraction of mine, so when I get these opportunities I proceed accordingly—usually either hot af Texas chili, or those sriracha chicken thigh skewers from Bon Appetit. Someday, if they’re gone for a whole weekend or something, I’m gonna fry up some Nashville-style hot chicken…

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

So are hands, Andrew.

As the old saying goes:

Pizza is a complete meal in itself. That’s kinda the point.

I have literally never heard of someone eating fries with pizza, while they make a natural pairing for a hot dog. Michael is a sociopath.