Husker dön’t

Please stop. Enough politics on Jalopnik. I come here for car stuff. Who he supports on twitter contributes ZERO to this story. 

Someone should try joyless blogger next.

If the door is open, the next guy can come in to the stall with his dick out, and since you are peeing standing up I assume your pants are around your ankles... this is how teen pregnancy happens.  read a book dude!

Did you know that most birds to not have a penis? I didn’t until I googled it a minute ago, always wondered, never wanted to find out. Most of them don’t. Most of them... Makes you wonder, which one of them do...

Shut your piehole.

I just snorted.

Yeah, it’s called Australia. 

A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”

Worry about drowning. Dont worry about the sand. (Mine are 22 and 19).

Playing the sexism card toward a comment about your naivete only drives home the point that you’re a naive child.

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

The final result looks like Carbage to me. In my opinion, at this point:

Which is part of what’s wrong with America. People think if something like this happens to their $3,000 car that the city owes them $300,000 and a lifetime supply of Twinkies. No, they owe you precisely what it will cost to replace your car and maybe lost wages or whatever for you having to go deal with it. Over there…

Check out moneybags mcspensive nuts over here. What do you wash it down with, DIAMONDS??

If I may highlight truther for a minutre, Tatum’s great, but in that second highlight he’s unable to shake Embiid and then gets lucky to bank in a badly taken midrange jumper. People are shitting over Embiid but he did everything right forcing that shot and Tatum got lucky.

Professional hole installer.

It’s a hole, dude. You dig it. With one of these.

“which posed the question of whether a fruit that required migratory beekeeping could be vegan-friendly”