If you chose to go to war then why does he have to support you at all?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

Thoughts and prayers with the real victim of that wipeout, Art Briles.

Worst Bear Friday ever.

Their fundamental disagreement appears to be whether Kaepernick has freedom of speech, or whether he should literally not answer questions. Basically, the black man should just shut up unless it’s about football. Am i hearing this correctly? And that’s a member of the press, right?

Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

“Peddle your lies elsewhere, Ley. Everyone knows these fuckers never even existed.” - Carl Everett

“Hey, Tony, what’s different about this prot- ah, okay, I see.”

Licensed mental health professional here. It’s admittedly a small point in a large piece, but there’s particular reason to be concerned about the legality of the “unlimited phone and email support” supposedly offered as part of the anger management treatment plan.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

Chief Prosecutor at the “Judgement of Urineberg”:

I bet Lochte was pissed.

This is fucking flagrant disrespect by the NCAA toward our National Anthem. The NCAA hasn’t just canceled these events in North Carolina, they’ve canceled the playing of the National Anthem at these events in North Carolina as well. I’m not a member of the military but that is insanely hurtful to the many members of…

Was the windshield tinted black?

Might want a rewrite, Drew.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.