“If you spare the rod, you spoil the child,”

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

The one time I think it’s only fair to itemize is when some people at the table have copious amounts of booze while others drink water or Diet Coke. They shouldn’t have to subsidize your drinking, which can add hundreds of dollars to a bill; it simply isn’t fair, and I don’t allow it when I’m out (for clarity, I am…

He can clearly handle the pressure of dancing in front of a Heat home game crowd.

You know the old saying. “Even a clock made exclusively out of vile human garbage is right twice a day.”

Fascinating!

The other key thing I drew from this is that the penalty applied to Brady was from a set of rules Brady did not have access to and that did not apply to players in general. This is one of the key points (rightly so) of the NFLPA’s case.

Snyder’s contempt for Exponent actually makes a lot of sense. They are well known as being a junk science for hire firm. Their previous reports have stated that second hand smoke isn’t unhealthy and that there are no adverse effects of dumping toxic waste in the rainforest

The last time I saw such shitty range Jeter was still playing.

Roger Goodell: Well, we just really don’t think-

I BELIEVE I’LL VOTE FOR A THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE!

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

It would have been disallowed even if he did score because of the obvious forward kicking motion.

Please fire Berman. Please fire Berman. Please fire Berman.

As a Sabres fan, I’d love to see NHL hockey in Buffalo.

Look, I don’t think the NFLPA does a particularly good job most of the time, but the thing that’s incredibly galling about this is that Troy’s pile of mendacious wordvomits is trying to conceal that the owners actively oppose every single thing he mentioned.

If they released him because of something that happened On The Border, it’s safe to say that he was Already Gone.

I’m with you, man. But I’d take it one step further and say that there’s no difference between reading the first paragraph or two and reading the entire article.