::takes deep breath::

But are they elite?

Just once, I wish someone would say “actually, this IS who I am, and I need to reevaluate that part of me.” I mean, that would require self-awareness that is likely impossible. I just fucking hate the “this isn’t me.” Yes it is, asshole, or you wouldn’t have said it.

He was a good egg.

I think you got the wrong Austin Powers in there. This one was the time traveling one that you referred to, “The Spy Who Shagged Me” (1999):

Under Pressure. Both parts. Yeah.

I was thinking more along the lines of this. You know, if you happen to have the patience for the Dead.

Bloggers. They’re just like us!

I’m liking the podcast. Out of curiosity, why do the posts here on DS happen several days after the podcast can be downloaded? I guess the podcasts are not reactionary to the day’s news so they don’t go out of style, but I’m just curious.

So I’m the letter writer guilty of the “chai tea” wording. My screw up got my letter into Jolie’s column, so I guess ignorance IS bliss?

I mean, it’s pure bullshit, but the NCAA has a history of investigating past incidents and invalidating wins/championships for impermissible benefits. If this is taken at face value, which it shouldn’t, then could this not invalidate his career based on receiving an impermissible benefit thus making him retroactively…

And a broken leg is totally an appropriate and proportional punishment for that horrible transgression.

Don't do it! Your ears will expel the wax on their own, and you kinda need the wax in there to fend off bacteria. Despite what they look like after being in your ear, q-tips just pack the earwax down and it becomes unmanageable, potentially leading to some hearing problems until you or a medical professional remove…

You must be fun at parties.

Dr. David sounds like an dick. What kind of therapists manipulates their clients with shame when they're feeling vulnerable? An asshole kind of therapist.

Next up, Roger Goodell meets with Randall Stevens to discuss prison reform.

And it's helping to elevate domestic violence and sexual assault in a new way.

+1 taco flavored kiss

I ran into Bill and Hillary Clinton sometime in the mid 2000s at a Broadway show called "Democracy." which was about the German Chancellor in the 1960s. If my memory serves me correctly, one of the story lines involved the Chancellor's extra marital affair. So that was awkward.

Peter Green or GTFO