I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

Nice chart, but what the heck are they using for Tennessee? All the other states are right there clear as day, but TN is a shapeless blob of nothing.

I'm guessing panic set in knowing that she was at risk of not making it to Final Jeopardy and it made her buzz in on the big money questions even if she wasn't sure.

I, for one, hope this asshole feels the full brunt of the league's disciplinary process and gets himself suspended for like two weeks.

Most of the world calls it "climate change" now because derps like you can't grasp the fact that "global warming" =/= "every day is hot forever".

Also, please recharge your phone. You're making me anxious.

This is how Oregon fans reacted to the halftime score

My brother and I wore jeans to our father's funeral. As distraught as we were it's amazing we wore clothes at all.

My grandmother and mother died within 6 months of one another almost 8 years ago. My dad and I put up a fucking shitfit with my brother because he had on clean jeans and a button down, with his workboots, because THAT. IS. WHAT. HE. WEARS. I went to Walmart and bought khakis and a pair of dress shoes for him.

I agree. In my hometown people are so poor that even the requirement to wear dark clothes if overlooked. You can wear just whatever you have at hand, show up and show that you care for example by not turning the funeral into a political protest.

The AP's unnamed law enforcement official says he sent the video anonymously, with a note attached that read "Ray Rice elevator video. You have to see it. It's terrible."

After reading the headline, I was convienced Peak Palin was one of her children. I'm glad it's not but this is still troubling.

I think she's had a small stroke. Honestly, it's hard to tell. How do you know for sure when Bleu cheese has gone bad?

actually, the furthest thing from a hipster is, by definition, also a hipster.

Except for the fact that they did run the race, and accomplished the same damn thing as "the ones who actually competed."

1) They're no more of a security risk in the middle of the street running as they are on the sidewalk next to the street.