You clearly have your finger on the pulse of thousands of young men yearning to entertain you for free.

"Minimum wadge." Maybe going back to college isn't such a bad idea.

They tell you nothing. You know what kinds of questions they ask because you watch the show (and most people check out J! Archive, where some enterprising fan has recorded every question ever asked on the show). But you're going in blind.

I was on Jeopardy! once (won an episode, lost the next one), and I can only say that I sympathize with the $-6800 lady.

Also, please recharge your phone. You're making me anxious.

Not saying I approve, but that's more like it.

This is less interesting than I expected.

Do burner telephones have voice mail? That's the only detail here that surprises me.

This has Frank Underwood written all over it.