hmm. we got any panties or something? i’m worried it’s not “reading”

long blonde wig? ok yeah sure toss me that

The latest is she’s asking questions about 9/11. She’s the literal fucking second-worst.

“We don’t hate her because she’s a woman! Her being a woman has nothing to do with it!”

And yet, they get upset when you call them this.

Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....

One of those old standby theories on how to judge someone on your first date with them is to watch their interaction and tip to the server. Not surprised that he fails like the fucking douche he is.

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

That’s actually true, though. Happened to my cousin.

No, she doesn’t believe that! God!

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

According to Jill Stein, though, mailing support to the snatch is one of the leading causes of autism.

I wish I had the power to ungray you! Thank you very much for the much needed context. It’s funny, she’s the one guilty here of the oft lamented “outrage culture”. So quick to (wrongly) assume that she knew what the story was with Bowdoin because she was looking for something to buttress her preconceived idea and be…

Thank you for this info and perspective. I know very little about what happened, but was instantly suspicious that she characterized it as an innocent party featuring tequila.

Thanks for providing context.

It’s just bizarre that people who are worried about a tyrannical government would want to elect Trump. Everything about him screams wannabe dictator. I guess tyranny isn’t so bad, as long as it’s directed against other people....

Has any one of these yokels ever read the Constitution? Shouldn't that be required to hold office? The person who gets the most electoral votes becomes the President. Being duly elected does not make the President a dictator. Stop running around screaming about tyranny and shooting people, you sound like John Wilkes…