How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

no joke: i just farted in the exact same pitch as that fiat.

Boy, did I read that wrong.

GET OUT

I love the freeze frame as the car is mid-jump. I can almost hear Waylon Jenning's voice...

From 30HP

What knuckleheads thought an 8000 hp dragster engine in a regular car for burnouts would be a good ide-

I’m sorry?

No.

I ACTUALLY KNEW ABOUT THIS! I DID A PROJECT ON IT IN HIGHSCHOOL

Needs more WRB

(Not the worst thing compared to others, but) I watched my dad drop my now-collectible Sport 1000 biposto, right in front of me. I was telling him not to stop on the incline but he wouldn’t listen and BAM! messed-up the exhaust.

WE WILL NEVER KNOW

Other cars with under-hood spare tire storage: I’ll go first.

That’s child’s play. This is a burnout.

The exterior surfaces are also vomit resistant in case passerby see a juke without being mentally prepared.

Well, it IS a boat.

GM Spends a lot of money on these events on each attendee. Flights, food, lodging...not to mention the cost and manpower put into the event itself. This analogy that comes to my mind:

Ford is basically a truck company that makes Fiestas, Mustangs and crossovers on the side.