grayhays
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A few months ago there was a 993TT auction on BaT. It was being sold by a dead guy’s estate. Dead guy bought the car for an investment and in 20 years of ownership he had put only a couple thousand miles on it. Another 993TT was there at the same time with 80k miles and it went for just a few bucks less.

Maybe Toyota will finally be shamed into replacing this ancient Tundra and Sequoia? As for Ford: they learned their lesson after researchers found that they skimped on the overlap protection of the single cab and extended cab models for m/y 2015.

It takes two years to put a body kit on a Chiron? 

Laura, your receipts database is astounding.

There are a dozen seasons of American Greed. While they can’t capture the depth of these documentaries, I tend to start googling the subject during the show to read more. It’s astounding how many Ponzi schemes are going on at any given time. My dumb town is embroiled in a $100,000,000 one right now

I wish everyone thought like you so I could afford a 500E. 

That seems right. Just like the Model S’s 3rd row. I wouldn’t put any kids who I liked back there.

Charles Kushner had pledged $2.5 million to Harvard University not long before his son Jared was admitted

11'8" needs some explosive tanks on the rafters, nothing too serious, just confetti poppers. 

Once you meet those demographic requirements, do they not just give you one? 

I concur with your tire size choice. Emotion Engineering out of Newport Beach (they have a website and instagram) has a Cayenne with 18's and offroad tires, though for some reason they didn’t choose the best tire in the world, the BFG A/T KO2. Now I feel like a real dumbass for throwing away my Cayenne’s 18's when I

YES! The painted tires are objectively the worst thing in the entire world. How did this escape the designers? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills here. The pictures prove it to be way less contiguous - more half-assed - than in the renders.

Hate to say, but that’s exactly the tenacity in which I would go after a phone if I were a skeezy CEO and my wife was about to find some mistress texts.

Love that an extra 100HP was cheaper than the upgraded seats. 

Motortrend had an alarming statistic:

It’s telling that no where in the original suit does Fica Frio state how the car is fake. Nor would they give Seinfeld that information when he attempted to resolve it pre-suit. They’re as shady as any party here. 

These sort of complexities make me glad I’m not rich enough for a jet (or a Pilatus). I have no clue how all that works, I’d just buy the plane and hire a guy to fly it like some rube.

Well that guy fuckin’ rules. 

$64k gets you into a pretty decent Bentley Continental GT if you want attention. If not it’ll get you a 2015 Mercedes S-Class Coupe... or an early 991...