Today, I saw and was able to stop one of the littlest old ladies I’ve ever seen, who was driving this:

That is perhaps the WORST film technique that I have ever seen.

Real talk - this was simple and elegant. Thank you. 

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Lol should have been followed up by “HEY GREGG, what’s the fucking Browns opinion of you? How about the Saints? How do you still have a job after bounty gate?” Fucking clown.

I recently lost a ton of weight (like 65 pounds). My secret was that every time I was about to eat something unhealthy, I would think about Jameis’s “eat a W” speech. Lost my appetite immediately. Dang near turned bulimic.

Dude there are like 5 of these cars ever driving at the same time around the world... and not for many miles either, much fewer than Matt put on for his review.

100% accurate, the last time I got rear-ended at a stop light the lady had a nice big smear of lipstick across her cheek.  The fact that she looked like a clown made me actually laugh about the whole absurd situation.

Wow. More “water is wet” news on semi-autonomous robocars—how ”shocking”.

I mean, people do this shit in their cars WITHOUT any driver assist, they sure as hell are going to do it when they don’t have to touch anything to make the car go.

Literally everyone who used a 3 Button Genesis controller spent their entire play time wishing they had a 6 Button instead.

Good review, but I’m disappointed that emulation quality and lag aren’t specifically addressed. There is literally nothing more important with this kind of product. Perhaps no news is good news, but that’s what most of us are here to find out.

Trump: “I may have to go for an extra term.”

My whole hypothesis on Trump or just conservatives self-immolating in general is that the country has been (relatively) peaceful and prosperous for decades at this point and conservatives have lost all sense of fear that this country can really be harmed. Most of the demographic of people in charge haven’t experienced…

Fan: Hey Trump great speech, really coherent!

...amphetamized Wet Trump mode...

JFC man, this title. I can’t stop laughing.

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…

best cheap beer: Corona