An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

This is what the leader of the free world is doing with his time; he is arguing with a singer and his wife on a fucked up social media platform. Millions of people are ok with this embarrassment.  This is what we do now.  This is America.  Fuck...

At least have some decorum for the office; That’s PPABOTUS, thank you very much!

Anybody want to take a guess at how BLOTUS will manage to shit the bed on 9/11? I figure a whole lot of hate tweeting Hollywood and probably accusing Ilhan Omar of having masterminded the attack.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

Please, please, please NFL: Flex the Pats-Dolphins game to the Sunday night slot. The whole country really needs to laugh right now.

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

I 100% believe Gruden was hyped by that video

Definitely the best episode of Hard Knocks.

FTFY

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

Here is every conservative joke in existence, circa 2014:

That’s why it doesn’t exist, there is nothing funny about hording money,exploiting cheap labor, tax loopholes et al.

There is also the issue that the shared human condition is at the heart of most comedy and most conservatives do not possess empathy.  If you can’t feel for others you are not really part of the shared existence.  GOPers care more for their money and power than they do for other humans so it’s hard for them to…

Is there a Basketball mode?

LOOT BOXES ARE NOT GAMBLING!

(mechanic is literally a slot machine)

NOT GAMBLING!

Watched a youtube video recently about how the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.

Mr. McCockiner

Its been said, but needs to be said again.

He chased cops for an hour naked. Police know exactly how to use non lethal force, even when running from someone who has committed 3 murders that day.

Next time an unarmed person (probably of color) is killed ask yourself what their crime was, and why the police felt the…

Queue my PTSD from my childhood. That section brought however old I was at the time to tears. I don't think I ever passed it. Lol