This comment could not be any less true. If anything, he tries to overcompensate in the other direction.

Wong is a rookie. Idiot.

Aww you. The Cardinals had the 3rd highest attendance in all of the majors over the entirety of the 1980s, and the 4th highest in the 1990s. It's the neverending bandwagon!

24 year old former 1st round draft choice Kolten Wong hits 12 homers in 100ish games this year in the majors, slugs .533 while spending a month in AAA, then somehow manages to get another couple home runs in the postseason, the one tonight looking more like a line drive and barely clearing the wall. How did he ever do…

Not that you could have ever meant to be serious with such a comment, but in case you were... I would point to the division titles in 1996, 2000, 2001, & 2002. Oh, and you may want to just go back and review the entire 1998 MLB season...

...they were booing a guy who has been completely horrible this postseason and just blew the save?

I'm a lifelong Cardinals fan. Rosenthal sucks. Booing justified. End of story.

Guys like Tim need something to pass the time while they aren't getting laid so here we are.

Does it make me a bad person if I chuckle quietly to myself whenever the Cardinals conjure yet another impossible postseason win 'cause I know it'll make Deadspin staff die a little bit on the inside? And maybe chuckle some more knowing I'm not the only one who does?

Oh, you're the guy at work right now? Not enough time to spell correctly, enough time to write out 100 words.

Molina is better than Kemp and it's not close.

Do you regret misspelling Adrian Peterson's name in your burner?

The poster isn't mocking Brian Stowe or taking pleasure in his beating. The poster was pointing out your staff's complete hypocrisy. Stop acting like you have some deeper point to prove. You do this for page hits. It's the very reason every time the Cardinals win, your articles just happen to mention that they won,…

You do realize that people from Ferguson, including protesters in Ferguson, are by and large Cardinals fans, right? An accurate headline for the post-game clash last night would have been "Asshole Cardinal Fans Antagonize Protesting Non-Asshole Cardinal Fans."

Shoot. You met that ONE Cardinals fan who represents the entire fan base. Of all the gin joints in the world!

"Dodgers in 3" - Deadspin

Poor Deadspin.

Enjoy it Deadspin... you've earned it.

Never mind your bullshit backhanded "allowance" of Adams' celebration. The minute the Dodgers stop celebrating with bubbles in the dugout after home runs is when you can start calling out another team on their supposed self proclaimed faux class.

Is there any chance we can see the Deadspin article that was already written prior to the series where the Dodgers swept and Puig had an amazing performance? It would be sort of like one of those hacky-alternate-history-fiction novels.