Best cat song ever.

He reduced a whole side of the human race into a single distinguishing body part. Next thing you know I'm going to start referring to him as an asshole.

Do try to count people by number, dear, and try not to measure them by amount. We measure jellybeans by amount, in weight or sometimes in volume (by the pound or the pint), unless, of course, there is a contest to guess their number.

In our home we strategize how to foster more head butting and face licking. We pretty much treat him like Meher Baba.

I'm not a fan of the man or the artist but something tells me he's going to really shine in this next Coen Brothers movie.

Reading Answered Prayers again last year sort of intensified my feeling that there's much in this notion. All that running away from an awful backward past to invent a more perfect new self in a more sophisticated milieu. And whoring.

Breakfast At Tiffany's seems to be taking place in a weird parallel universe until you recast it 100% with gay men. Then everything - especially the throwing the cat out of the cab in the rain part - makes perfect sense.

Republicans do this thing where they purposely put ineffectual people in government and complain that government is ineffectual. Werner called it a racket.

Return To Oz. Yes. I'd bet on Baum liking it best.

Maybe white folks can make bad grammar corny like they did jazz.

Which made it funny instead?

It's hard to tell which option earns more of your disdain.

Not possible. Because literacy.

I'd sort jellybeans all day for $16/hr. I am hard up for work. Plus it's just the kind of thing I'd do for free waiting for an appointment.

I thought Team America made that abundantly clear.

He may as well have just said "Young Miss Wallace, if you hang around in this business prepare to be treated like shit." However trenchant the observation for us she is sitting right there and taking the man seriously. You have to ignore that to justify the "satire."

"QUVENZHANE WALLIS FOR OSCAR HOST 2014" - because she'll be unavailable to host in 2015 as she'll be nominated for Best Actress in the remake of "Annie."

Try "nauseated." It means sickened, and it's easier to spell. "Nauseous" means sickening. "Nauseous" is frequently misused, but people will get into stupid habits like saying "and I" instead of "and me" even when the subject of the sentence is a football.