I’m torn about LCK. He can be really funny but something about him...

These are people who believe in prosperity gospel and Santa as well, so...

A planned parenthood in Ohio was the only place that would treat me when I was having pregnancy complications with no health insurance. I was visiting family, and just found out I was pregnant the day before I left. I woke up one morning during my visit with intense cramping and severe bleeding. I had no idea what to…

I can’t handle the number of people who fervently believe those videos are real, even after it’s been proven over and over again that they are not. “I don’t care about facts! I believe that they’re real!”

Not Fucking cool.

Is it so hard to believe? I didn’t have them for a chunk of my sex life but I still enjoyed sex.

I’ve got kind of an unusual (well, mostly old fashioned, honestly) name IRL, and it has a bunch of syllables. People are constantly trying to abbreviate it. I’ve taken to just not responding to abbreviations. I just adopt a blank stare and pretend I didn’t hear it. It’s kind of obnoxious but I give no fucks.

If your name were Elizabeth, would you tolerate someone calling you “Lizzie?”

I have a two syllable first name. It’s a German-based name that doesn’t have a nickname. No nickname. Yet, people will try to shorten it. Jeez, people, it’s two effing syllables. You can do it. You can say them.

Seriously. It’s not asking a lot. Simply address me how I’ve introduced myself to you. It’s basic courtesy.

Pretty good Pinkham’s Law candidate.

I agree - I feel like he’s reaching the “don’t give a crap” moment of his presidency. He’s not playing the game anymore. And its glorious. He’s so smart and eloquent and he makes us better every time he speaks for us. Once the day to day of being president is over, he’s going to do powerful things.

Yes, Sir! We read everything he writes. And we are extremely proud, not only of the writer he has become, but of the man he has become.

I think he’ll be more fun when he is an ex-Prez. Obama is only truly free in moments like this, when he gets to unleash his emotions and speak. The presidency shackles him. And there is NO chance he pulls a Bush II and hides away doing crappy paintings. He’s going to do something, and it will be a blast.

Well, God damn, this is a beautiful piece of writing. I hope your parents are able to read this, as this serves as an overwhelming affirmation of their job well done.

I’m a white atheist, but I was sobbing by the end of that, hoping against hope that Rev. Pinckney and his flock found their heavenly reward.

I teared up more than once watching Obama. Not ashamed to admit it. Everything about today was beautiful.

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

This is so inaccurate. I see 30-40 comedians perform nearly every day. Stuff that punches down almost never lands.

But he doesn’t have the discipline, or the self-awareness: He also wants us to like Ted, to believe in Ted, which is to say, really, to believe in him, Seth MacFarlane, the lovable scamp who doesn’t really mean all those jokes about black cocks.