More evidence that it was not funny.

A whole thai stick did not make the expressions on the actresses' faces during "We Saw Your Boobs" any funnier. If you like to see faces make those shapes I can't be friends.

It hurts my ears.

The one nearest our place is like a disco, so loud I can't think straight when I wheel my wife in there for her seasonal cosmetic buy up. If I knew where to find a valium I would take it before I go.

Either your colonoscopy revealed you have a year to live or you have been blessed.

ALl one and all done.

Dr.Bronners must not be two words after all. All one! ALL ONE!

My best friend on his twenty second birthday slumped down at my table and croaked "Eleven twice."

Get lost, huckster.

The thing on the hood looks like a deer whistle. http://www.farmandfleet.com/catalog/image.aspx?i=623481

Loved the Dick Van Dyke Show title sequence reference.

Since Truman Capote pretty much revised his diary (or the news) for his literary efforts, it's safe to assume Holly Golightly was based on a hustler in Manhattan who changed his name from Horace to Morris when he got off the bus.

In Ironweed the ghosts were drunk if they died drunk.

"What, you have some?" is a good game, too.

The go go world Aaron traveled through was likely filled with people who were more sure of themselves than could possibly be advised. Self-confidence is typically built on blind faith. Alpha males, "machers," have been known to touch the third rail of self-awareness and crash in balls of fire.

You need more doors between kitty and the outside. The outside is a rotten place for a kitty.

You got to work with what you got.

And he pretty much rescued the entire Oakland Zoo from the ugliest thing that happens to a zoo with a revenue problem. It's a joy to go there now, and if the theater there is named for a female relative of his, I can deal.

Using your process in no way ensures a superior result.

Who would go to the trouble of making themselves a shirt but not have time to carve the buttons out of whale bone?