I think we’re at the stage of the origin story where the whole of Gotham loves the Penguin.

It wouldn’t have been a problem if she’d been part of the highly respected and well-known monogrammed thermos industry instead.

Buck up, Gwen. Maybe your kid will be like both of mine, who said they NEEDED glasses, got a “yeah, sure” from the mall optometrist, and whose mom agreed to get the coolest style of the moment. Fast forward three months, and a miraculous cure happened - glasses are now in the Drawer of Expensive Lessons.