Thoughts and prayers

“If I don’t outrun this mud they’ll have to Prius out of it.”

This hypermiling shit has gotten out of hand.

Gonads and Strife was my jam for YEARS.

counterpoint

I know I’m not supposed to wish crowbars to the shins on people, but hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.

The images that arn’t photoshopped into the world of make believe are far superior to the ones posted here.

This was the exact moment this game had my money.

Hey, Hey, Hey, settle down! You can’t just go out and buy five AMCs at once. You’ve got to.....

Am I the only one annoyed by this sort of attitude ? Isn’t respecting someone else’s property not a basic skill/attitude anymore ?

I’m sure someone else will say it, but so will I...

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Q: What are the odds of a race car driver hitting a jet dryer?

The principles of the four stroke internal hambustion engine are rather simple:

“Pfft. Amateur.”

D.B. Pooper

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

This is called a code of conduct, and good sportsmanship.

You know what I want for Christmas?

Creepers were an accident? Guess I have more in common with them than I thought! At least that’s what my mom says.