Nintendo is saying: you own a copy of the game, but you don’t own the game

the fastest sneeze ever recorded in a laboratory was 103mph, so looks like they might have outrun the virus.

Man that is gonna be super underwhelming to any kid who builds it. Very little actual Lego involved, then you can mess with it for less entertainment than the first world of any Mario game. It's the 3/4 sleeve shirt of toys: they met in the middle and managed to make the worst of both worlds.

(Yeah, I’m just trying to keep a site-specific running joke alive. Hence the mock seriousness in the all-caps bolding and italics.)

I could afford a Showtime subscription, but why the hell would I want a Showtime subscription? I was willing to pay for CBS because of Star Trek and have, to my mind, been richly rewarded (came across a couple other decent shows along the way as well), but Showtime has forever been that network that carried HBO…

It keeps you healthy

You say fake but I bet they work so well you can’t break the rear tires loose no matter how hard you launch it.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

I know a lot of talented artists, through friends, family, and the internet. Every single one of them struggles to sell their work, be it sculpture, ink drawings, or brilliant oil paintings.

and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

“ and then just sends it. “

Using the term “designed” in regards to whatever this is is a MAJOR stretch.

This article’s a real emotional rollercoaster.

“He’s doing a prison concert!” — That’s good!
“But only playing Jesus is King” — That’s bad!
“He’s then performing for free!” — That’s good!
“At Joel Osteen’s megachurch!” — That’s bad!
“And scalpers are selling the tickets!” -- Can I go home now?

Firt thing I thought of, and you beat me to it!

I knew someone would post this classic. Bless you.

I will also proactively get off your lawn, just in case that’s becoming an issue. Scrolling past something is hard. 

Man I do get so much enjoyment out of the ridiculous hills some people choose to die on.

Another great thing to give to charities is actual money. The cost involved in physically processing, storing, and distributing all those donated toiletries is kinda expensive.

I think he misunderstood when the NFL said they were going to table the discussion on concussions.