Nintendo is saying: you own a copy of the game, but you don’t own the game

the fastest sneeze ever recorded in a laboratory was 103mph, so looks like they might have outrun the virus.

Man that is gonna be super underwhelming to any kid who builds it. Very little actual Lego involved, then you can mess with it for less entertainment than the first world of any Mario game. It's the 3/4 sleeve shirt of toys: they met in the middle and managed to make the worst of both worlds.

(Yeah, I’m just trying to keep a site-specific running joke alive. Hence the mock seriousness in the all-caps bolding and italics.)

I could afford a Showtime subscription, but why the hell would I want a Showtime subscription? I was willing to pay for CBS because of Star Trek and have, to my mind, been richly rewarded (came across a couple other decent shows along the way as well), but Showtime has forever been that network that carried HBO…

Its an improvement, but I think the modern smartphone analogy is a stretch.  I think they should have chosen a lower frame rate because the biggest distraction to my eye was the frame interpolation and creation to upframe.  Especially in faces at a distance, it looks like they are getting agent Smith’d.  Exciting work…

It keeps you healthy

That thing is in no way a “Mystery Machine.” A flowery Scooby-do inspired paint job does not a “Mystery Machine” make. It lacks everything that made the original Mystery Machine awesome, many of which never existed in the real world.

Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from okay. Because, you see, this was an act pretty clearly designed to provoke a war. And war means absolutely horrific things. It means the deaths of hundreds of thousands (possibly millions) of American and Iranian soldiers. It means the deaths of hundreds of thousands (possibly…

One step closer to this then.

Hell yeah motherfucker! USA! USA!!! Can’t wait to celebrate some dead Iranian civilians! Fuck yes!!!! Flag covered coffins arriving at Dover AFB by the thousands for decades to come! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! A generation of US soldiers, and Iranians (soldier and civilian) with irreversible…

You say fake but I bet they work so well you can’t break the rear tires loose no matter how hard you launch it.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

I know a lot of talented artists, through friends, family, and the internet. Every single one of them struggles to sell their work, be it sculpture, ink drawings, or brilliant oil paintings.

God a man can’t miss a space without people like you making it a big deal.. Can’t argue his facts so you find a missing Space.. I bet you feel so cool because you know grammer.. Bet you know shit about Math, History, Science, Art or even the fact that Aladdin is Chinese.. But you do know Apart and A part.. You must…

and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

“ and then just sends it. “

Using the term “designed” in regards to whatever this is is a MAJOR stretch.

This article’s a real emotional rollercoaster.

“He’s doing a prison concert!” — That’s good!
“But only playing Jesus is King” — That’s bad!
“He’s then performing for free!” — That’s good!
“At Joel Osteen’s megachurch!” — That’s bad!
“And scalpers are selling the tickets!” -- Can I go home now?