He got all huffy.

Jason, this is a fantastic analysis of Tesla’s autopilot shortcomings, but I’d argue that it’s missing the point. I’ve been beating this drum at every opportunity (basically every time I see a Jalopnik post wherein you guys drive around in a Model S doing everything but driving). The public’s perception of Telsa’s…

I favor Rolling by CCR myself.

Yes, in the exact same way fire does something to a house’s structural integrity.

Came here for the mayo farts. Stayed a few seconds because he’s slappin’ da bass, mon. Left quickly because it's not good.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

Nah, that’s just missing an R because it’s a post about Ospreys. Stuff falls off them all the time.

For some stupid reason, I really want to do a Trailer Park Boys car.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

And here we have the Avantipede.

Maybe I’m old school, but I absolutely detest video journalism. Nothing against your attempt, Mr. Klepek, but I believe it to be an evolution the needs to be un-Darwined. I enjoy Kotaku because it’s one of the few geek sites that still write way more often than they make a video. I would’ve loved to read the article,…

Who doesn’t love the gastronomy, right? Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.

It went “full hoverboard.”

That’s a nice turbo right there! Belt drive and all!

So I guess this means Model X owners aren’t safe driving behind TDI Volkswagens.

Immediately take it over some sweet jumps.

I really want to have an AMC AMX painted blue with a union flag on top called the General Sherman just so I can tour the south and do burnouts in front of every confederate memorial I run across. I’m kind of a lowbrow asshole though, so ideas like that really appeal to me.

That’s bar none, the second best stunt I’ve ever seen done in GTA V.

Amazing! That cheeseburger could pass for a 2014 model.