Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

They offered to rush him to the airport afterwards; but he passed....(get me out of the greys, dammitt)

One thing Drew wrote last year(about John Krakauer’s biography of Pat Tillman) that has stuck with me ever since:

Best wishes, Drew!

Previous “concerned reader” comment checks out.

Feel free to use the comments to send him good thoughts and Kirk Cousins GIFs.

Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.

Yeah I mean sure that tuxedo is tacky as all hell but calling it an “accident” seems a bit harsh IMO

He fought himself in a mirror again, didn’t he?

We’re not giving details out of respect for his family’s privacy. Thanks for understanding.

Check him for CTE. I’ve been suspicious for a while because it’s a popular sports disease that’s in all caps.

What happened?  I am asking as a concerned reader and not because I have Photoshop ideas.

An accident serious enough to keep Drew from tweeting from his phone? Jesus Christ, I hope he’s alright.. 

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

they finally made a movie version of the hit slot machine Sharknado?

I can’t wait for more people to see this film - the movie’s so quotable and right now very few people get what I’m referencing.

“Do you like the Carpenters?  I think they’re sensational.”

That first hour is vital.  If it was just Nic Cage killing people in a surreal hellscape it would be good, but the emotional weight behind it made it great.